All Correct Play Lines in Witcher 3 (The Play’s the Thing Quest)

In The Witcher 3, there is a quest called The Play's the Thing where Geralt of Rivia participates in a scheme to expose a doppler named Dudu. While the quest is meant to be amusing, choosing the correct lines to progress the story can also be challenging. At the quest's beginning, you can choose between a tragedy or a comedy genre for the play. Regardless of which genre you choose, the same five lines will be given to you to memorize during the play. The only difference between the tragedy and comedy options is how the quest ends - selecting a tragedy will lead to a fight. When given the script, be sure to pay attention to the lines, as you will not be able to refer back to them during the game.

All correct play lines in The Play’s the Thing

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As long as you follow all of the play lines we've written below, then you should have no problem with this quest! Even if you happen to mess up any of these lines, Dudu will still do his best to show off and complete the performance.

1. “To slay beasts most foul – ’twas for this I was made, I kill as my calling, not just to get paid.” – cheerful, bold.
2. “Perhaps ‘midst the guests he hides, in fear?” – intense, lively.
3. “Seems men’s hearts can love for changelings foster!” – joyful.
4. “But a heart that is base, such as in this knave aches!” – disgusted.
5. “No monster is he whose shape can shift.” – ceremonial.

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