All Achievements in Pizza Tower

In what feels like some off-the-wall mashup between Super Mario Bros., Sonic the Hedgehog, and Warioland, Pizza Tower manages to cram so much energy and chaos into its seven-hour play time. While the game is not necessarily an Elden Ring-type game when it comes to difficulty, completing the achievement list is far from a cakewalk due to the sheer amount of achievements alone. Furthermore, the difficulty of some of these achievements is quite tough for even the most seasoned of pizza chefs, but for those looking to complete it, below you can find every achievement in Pizza Tower.

What are the achievement requirements in Pizza Tower?

• John Gutted - Destroy all the dead john blocks in John Gutter.
• Let's Make This Quick - Finish John Gutter in under two minutes.
• Primate Rage - Get a combo of 99 or more in John Gutter.
• Shining Armor - Get to all the priests without bumping into a wall once in Pizzascape.
• Spoonknight - Parry ten Forknights in Pizzascape.
• Spherical - Kill another enemy while in the Ball Form in Pizzascape.
• Thrill Seeker - Finish Ancient Cheese without getting hurt by an explosion.
• Volleybomb - Kill a rat using a bomb dropped by an enemy in Ancient Cheese.
• Delicacy - Make more than 41 sets of Cheese Platforms crumble in Ancient Cheese.
• Very Very Hot Sauce - Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without touching lava once.
• Eruption Man - During escape, go up with the Superjump for more than two seconds in Bloodsauce Dungeon.
• Unsliced Pizzaman - Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without getting hurt by a Pizza Cutter.
• Peppino's Rain Dance - Reactivate a totem by dancing with the Mach Dash in Oregano Desert.
• Unnecessary Violence - Kill all of the Clerk Sausages in the pizzamarts.
• Alien Cow - Don't get hit by a single cow in Oregano Desert.
• Ghosted - Avoid getting touched by the John Ghost in Wasteyard.
• Pretend Ghost - Kill 20 or more enemies as a ghost in Wasteyard.

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• Alive and Well - Surf every corpse in Wasteyard.
• No One Is Safe - Kill three unreachable enemies at once with the Supertaunt in Fun Farm.
• Cube Menace - Find and destroy the Mort Cube.
• Good Egg - Complete Fun Farm while avoiding getting hurt with Mort on you.
• Non-Alcoholic - Destroy nearly every beer bottle in Fastfood Saloon.
• Already Pressed - Activate each button only once in Fastfood Saloon.
• Royal Flush - Touch every single card in Fastfood Saloon.
• Blowback - Kill a Cannon Goblin with his own bomb in Crust Cove.
• X - Uncover all the Treasure Guys in Crust Cove.
• Demolition Expert - Complete Crust Cove without getting hit by an explosion.
• Bee Nice - Stand next to a bee and taunt in Gnome Forest.
• Lumberjack - Destroy every Wood Block in Gnome Forest.
• Bullseye - Kill a Noise Goblin with his own arrow in Gnome Forest.
• Turbo Tunnel - Avoid hitting the ceiling during the room right after the John Pillar in Deep Dish Nine.
• Blast'Em Asteroids - Destroy all asteroids in Deep Dish Nine.
• Man Meteor - Kill 5 UFOlives in a single Bodyslam in Deep Dish Nine
• Primo Golfer - Get the highest rank in the courses of Golf.
• Nice Shot - Kill three or more enemies in a single stroke in Golf.
• Helpful Burger - Get a burger enemy to hit the ball inside the goal in Golf.
• Pan Fried - Find the bacon room.
• Strike! - Kill three or more enemies with a single Brick Ball in Pig City.
• Say Oink! - Take a photo with every Pig City citizen.
• Can't Fool Me - Avoid killing any Pizzaboy cardboard in Oh Shit!
• Food Clan - Kill ten ninjas by parrying them in Oh Shit!

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• Penny Pincher - Avoid getting grabbed by Mr. Pinch during the escape sequence of Oh Shit!
• Unflattening - Remove the Boxxed form from each priest at least once in Peppibot Factory.
• Whoop This! - Avoid getting damaged in the first secret of Peppibot Factory.
• There Can Be Only One - Destroy every Peppino robot in Peppibot Factory.
• Frozen Nuggets - Free all the frozen birds in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator.
• Season's Greetings - Kill 5 Fake Santas in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator.
• Ice Climber - Complete Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator without falling in a pit.
• Cross To Bare - Kill thirty ghosts in Pizzascare.
• Haunted Playground - Avoid getting hurt by the King Ghost's traps in Pizzascare.
• Skullsplitter - Destroy every single Skull Block in Pizzascare.
• And This... Is My Gun On A Stick! - Kill every chasing monster in the escape section of Don't Make A Sound.
• Let Them Sleep - Activate the alarms in Don't Make A Sound less than six times before the escape sequence.
• Jumpspared - Avoid getting jumpscared in Don't Make A Sound.
• Decorated Veteran - Don't get hurt more than three times in WAR.
• Sharpshooter Don't miss more than three shots in WAR.
• Trip to the Warzone - Finish WAR with more than a minute left.
• The Critic - Defeat Pepperman without getting hurt.
• The Ugly - Defeat Vigilante without getting hurt.
• Denoise - Defeat Noise without getting hurt.
• Faker - Defeat Fake Peppino without getting hurt.
• Face Off - Defeat Pizzaface without getting hurt.
• S Ranked #1 - Get all S Ranks in World 1.
• S Ranked #2 - Get all S Ranks in World 2.
• S Ranked #3 - Get all S Ranks in World 3.
• S Ranked #4 - Get all S Ranks in World 4.
• S Ranked #5 - Get all S Ranks in World 5.
• P Ranked #1 - Get all P Ranks in World 1.
• P Ranked #2 - Get all P Ranks in World 2.
• P Ranked #3 - Get all P Ranks in World 3.
• P Ranked #4 - Get all P Ranks in World 4.
• P Ranked #5 - Get all P Ranks in World 5.

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