Where to get the Cloth of Happiness in Final Fantasy XIV

Final Fantasy XIV's crafting system allows players to create an array of new items in the Endwalker expansion, including Happiness gear. This gear requires a bit of effort to scrounge up, and those aiming to create this gear set, including the coveted Hose of Happiness that increases player butt size, should make sure they know how to earn this resource.

Players can get the Cloth of Happiness by completing Timeworn Kumbhiraskin Maps. The Cloth of Happiness is a random drop from the treasure map, and these maps are found at level 90 gathering points for Botany, Fishing, and Mining. Players can also purchase the Timeworn Kumbhiraskin Maps via the market board, provided they have enough Gil to foot the cost.

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Once you've got the map, get a party of eight max-level players, follow the coordinates, and fight the monsters that spawn. Completing this task will open the path to a treasure chest. These chests have a chance of transporting players to Excitatron 6,000: a new treasure dungeon, and the Cloth of Happiness can spawn in Excitatron 6,000 encounters.

Players will need to be level 90 and acquire the Master Leatherworker IX or Master Weaver IX tomes to craft several recipes that use the Cloth of Happiness as an ingredient, depending on their class. Users can purchase either of these tomes for 1,200 White Crafters' Scripts from various Scrip Exchange locations, and we've listed the Scrip Exchange locations below.

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